.. maturity ..

I've learned that I can not make someone loves me. All I can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned no matter how much I care, some people are just asshole.

I've learned that it takes years, to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof to destroy it.
I've learn that I can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.

I've learned that I shouldn't compare myself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that I can keep vomiting long after I think I'm finished.

I've learned that I am responsible for what I do, unless I am celebrities.
I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place!

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in my house, one of my nieces or nephews did it.
I've learned that people I care most about in life are taken to soon from my life to soon and all the less important ones just never go away ...